Gadis-gadis itu ada di pantai dengan bikini string mereka
The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies
Orang-orang yang struttig bangga memamerkan weenies mereka
Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios
Top 40 sampah memuntahkan radio mahal
As they primp their pampered bodies
Saat mereka membersihkan tubuh mereka yang dimanjakan
And put schnozzguard on their nose
Dan menempatkan schnozzguard di hidung mereka
This ain't hawaii In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
Ini bukan hawaii berbondong-bondong mereka menabrak pantai di Serambi dan Ferrari
The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari
Matahari telah memasak otak mereka di safari selancar
The Lake is full of creepy snobs, I stare to get annoyed
Danau itu penuh dengan sok menyeramkan, aku menatap kesal
This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois
Ini bukan Honolulu, ini Illinois
They're surfing in Wilmette
Mereka berselancar di Wilmette